The only all-inclusive in the world simultaneously holding Forbes Five Stars, AAA Five Diamonds, and a MICHELIN-starred restaurant — a genuine distinction, not a marketing claim
Cocina de Autor's 8-10 course tasting menu with wine pairing is fully included in the all-inclusive rate — at a standalone restaurant this would cost hundreds per person
Every suite starts at 1,081 sq ft with ocean views, private terrace jacuzzi, and 24-hour butler concierge — the entry suite here exceeds most competitors' top categories
Three-tier infinity pools naturally segregate family, activity, and adult-only zones without restricting access — practical design rather than strict policy
Cons
Beach is not swimmable — Los Cabos Pacific currents make ocean swimming dangerous; the infinity pools are where guests actually swim
Cocina de Autor is restricted to adults and guests 18+ — families with younger children can't access the MICHELIN-starred restaurant during their stay
Rates start around $1,600/night in low season and $1,800+ in peak winter — a significant commitment that requires being genuinely invested in the Five Diamond experience to justify
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Pros
Dedicated butler service for every suite — not a shared team, but an assigned butler who handles restaurant bookings, drink requests, and excursion arrangements
No reservation required at any of the four restaurants — a genuine rarity in luxury all-inclusives and eliminates the nightly scramble for dinner slots
Coco Café runs 24 hours and serves Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee, one of the finest coffees produced anywhere in the world
Endless Privileges rate covers top-shelf spirits, 24-hour in-suite dining, daily sparkling wine, complimentary laundry, unlimited international calls, and one motorized snorkeling tour per stay
Morning yoga on the pier overlooking the Caribbean — open to all levels, complimentary, and consistently the activity guests mention most in reviews
Five-minute transfer from Sangster International Airport — one of the shortest resort-to-airport drives in Montego Bay, which matters at the end of a trip
Summary
Grand Velas Los Cabos has a higher guest rating, while Grand Velas Los Cabos has more restaurants, while Grand Velas Los Cabos is the larger property, while Grand Velas Los Cabos has more dining venues, while Grand Velas Los Cabos offers more activities.
Sip, Savor & See program provides a complimentary dinner at a participating nearby resort — genuinely useful variety for stays longer than four nights
Jerky Jo's beachside jerk shack produces the most authentically Jamaican food on property and is included in the rate
Cons
Main pool is compact and fills fast during peak occupancy — guests in standard suites should secure loungers early
Mahoe Bay beach faces recurring sargassum seaweed intrusion, particularly April through August — check conditions before booking if this matters to you
Airport proximity brings intermittent aircraft noise to ocean-facing suites on the flight path — a real consideration for light sleepers
Food service can be slow at Coyaba and Canoa during busy periods; multiple reviewers report 30-minute or longer waits
The minibar uses a chiller rather than a proper refrigerator — beverages reach around 60°F rather than actually cold
Butler service means drinks must be requested rather than self-served; some guests find the model slower than a traditional bar walk-up
Evening entertainment is acoustic and low-key — there are no stage shows, no DJ nights, no themed parties
